Evolution doesn't exist because it ended with Dale Peterson.
There are 3 things for certain in life - death, taxes, and Dale Peterson.
We don't know Dale Peterson. We don't live in Alabama, so we can't even vote for Dale Peterson. Dale Peterson has nothing to do with this website. Neither does his campaign, his political opponent nor any political party. This website is strictly a parody website inspired by Dale Peterson's kickass campaign commercial for Agriculture Commissioner of Alabama. Based on that alone we believe Dale Peterson can single-handedly save the world, kick liberal ass and stop the corrupt politicians and Progressives from destroying our great nation. As such, we encourage Dale Peterson to forgo Alabama politics and take his rightful place in the Oval Office.